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Lidl Ultrasonic Cleaner - CCS Don't read!

Postby Kevy427 » 03 Dec 2015 18:07

Primarily aimed at those of us with mild CDO and a love for cleaning their steed(s), Lidl have their ultrasonic cleaning bath thingees on a deal at £19.99. Highly recommended by our resident chemical expert, Sir Jibbenstein, to keep your chain nice and clean
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Re: Lidl Ultrasonic Cleaner - CCS Don't read!

Postby Jack Hughes » 03 Dec 2015 18:46

Kevy427 wrote:Primarily aimed at those of us with mild CDO and a love for cleaning their steed(s), Lidl have their ultrasonic cleaning bath thingees on a deal at £19.99. Highly recommended by our resident chemical expert, Sir Jibbenstein, to keep your chain nice and clean



I think it's jon.e that's more likely to burn you at the stake for such witchery.
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Postby Bopomofo » 03 Dec 2015 18:50

Fill it with white spirit, or even better 'Dr. Jibbenstein's IPA Tincture', and throw all your twirly bits in. Fantastic!
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Re: Lidl Ultrasonic Cleaner - CCS Don't read!

Postby CCS » 03 Dec 2015 20:44

Bah - fell into your trap! :lol:

Ooh - do I need one?
Can I put a whole child in it?
(should children be bathed in white spirit).
Do they do a version that I can just dip a whole bike in when I get back from a ride?

Luckily, we don't seem to do Lidl around here.

Anyway.... coins? seriously??? are you meant to clean those too???
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Re: Lidl Ultrasonic Cleaner - CCS Don't read!

Postby Kevy427 » 03 Dec 2015 21:16

CCS wrote:Anyway.... coins? seriously??? are you meant to clean those too???

As a Surreyist, I'm quite surprised that the word 'coin' exists in your vocabulary? As the boot of the Range Rooney will be filled with petty cash in the form of £50 notes, just where would you put these 'coins'?
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Re: Lidl Ultrasonic Cleaner - CCS Don't read!

Postby Bopomofo » 04 Dec 2015 01:22

Kevy427 wrote:
CCS wrote:Anyway.... coins? seriously??? are you meant to clean those too???

As a Surreyist, I'm quite surprised that the word 'coin' exists in your vocabulary? As the boot of the Range Rooney will be filled with petty cash in the form of £50 notes, just where would you put these 'coins'?


I'm sure CCS is perfectly familiar with those funny round bits of metal: you're supposed to throw them at the immigrants when they have finished cleaning the aforementioned Wayne Rover for you.
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Postby Sir Jibbenstein » 04 Dec 2015 10:33

With inflation think they're back on coins http://www.royalmint.com/shop/Buckingha ... ilver_Coin Should just about get CCS a latte and a slice of cake mid ride

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Re: Lidl Ultrasonic Cleaner - CCS Don't read!

Postby Jack Hughes » 04 Dec 2015 14:06

Bopomofo wrote:you're supposed to throw them at the immigrants when they have finished cleaning the aforementioned Wayne Rover for you.


I think she has people for that.
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Re: Lidl Ultrasonic Cleaner - CCS Don't read!

Postby jonathon.e » 05 Dec 2015 07:04

Jack Hughes wrote:
Kevy427 wrote:Primarily aimed at those of us with mild CDO and a love for cleaning their steed(s), Lidl have their ultrasonic cleaning bath thingees on a deal at £19.99. Highly recommended by our resident chemical expert, Sir Jibbenstein, to keep your chain nice and clean



I think it's jon.e that's more likely to burn you at the stake for such witchery.


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